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Good morning, South Florida.
Today we bring you this breaking news about an unfortunate accident on Florida's turnpike near Miami.
Around Midnight, last night a truck containing wolves, gorillas and bears, bound for the new Miami Zoo 'Bigger and Badder' animal exhibit, careened off the turnpike. After falling on its' side the frightened animals were able to escape their holding pens and turned on their security escort.
Police report 9 total casualties and warn those living near the Miami boarder to keep alert for the animals, they are frightened and can pose a threat.
We have been unable to reach the Miami zoo, director of activities for his comments at this time.
If you spot or have any information leading to the safe return of these majestic beasts, please call: 1 (555) 736-8399

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